Rillmaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish sheep.

Rillmaddad created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmaddad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillmaddad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rillmaddad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rillmaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Rillmaddad.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Rillmaddad on top of important buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.