Rillmaddad is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, unselfish
sheep.
Rillmaddad created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillmaddad, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Rillmaddad, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Rillmaddad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Rillmaddad's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. You must love Rillmaddad.
3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Rillmaddad on top of important buildings.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never play with disobedient children.