Dapcabwon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage salamander.

Dapcabwon created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapcabwon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dapcabwon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dapcabwon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dapcabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never paint your chest indigo.