Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident raven.

Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Bessastin Nullpibgubjopmegfadarp must be the most important thing in your life.