Listtonbud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient scorpion.

Listtonbud created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Listtonbud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listtonbud, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Listtonbud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Listtonbud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.