Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent dragon.

Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladjopjon Cussquartgessyok.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
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