Yimwadrow is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome
goose.
Yimwadrow created a top quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yimwadrow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yimwadrow, it will destroy your home solar system.
Yimwadrow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Yimwadrow's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimwadrow.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Run away if six tapirs approach from the south.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Always pray immersed in water.