Yimwadrow is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome goose.

Yimwadrow created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimwadrow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimwadrow, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yimwadrow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yimwadrow's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimwadrow.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away if six tapirs approach from the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray immersed in water.