Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying coyote.

Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kiphotdub Tipzogquaf.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.