Yamgedont is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate
horse.
Yamgedont created humanity six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamgedont, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yamgedont, it will ignore you.
Yamgedont's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Yamgedont's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Whales are not to be trusted.
3. Never hurt tapirs.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.