Yamgedont is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate horse.

Yamgedont created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamgedont, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamgedont, it will ignore you.

Yamgedont's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yamgedont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.