Capcidbom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak mongoose.

Capcidbom created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capcidbom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Capcidbom, it will turn you into a snail.

Capcidbom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Capcidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Capcidbom loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Capcidbom on top of all buildings.