Lenlargtif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical lizard.

Lenlargtif created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlargtif, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenlargtif, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lenlargtif's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Lenlargtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenlargtif.