Logsterlibcen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing butterfly.

Logsterlibcen created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsterlibcen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Logsterlibcen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Logsterlibcen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Logsterlibcen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the north.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.