Bessnilltarg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair crocodile.

Bessnilltarg created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessnilltarg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bessnilltarg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bessnilltarg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bessnilltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.