Popkikrul is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful meerkat.

Popkikrul created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popkikrul, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Popkikrul, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Popkikrul's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Popkikrul's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Popkikrul on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from turquoise geese, for they are unholy.