Popkikrul is a god.
He takes the form of a small, all-powerful
meerkat.
Popkikrul created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Popkikrul, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Popkikrul, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Popkikrul's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Popkikrul's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the east.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Popkikrul on top of important buildings.
5. Run away from turquoise geese, for they are unholy.