Rangongep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent pig.

Rangongep created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rangongep, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rangongep, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rangongep's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rangongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms mauve.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.