Febguphon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful lion.

Febguphon created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febguphon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febguphon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Febguphon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Febguphon's Holy Commandments

1. Febguphon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.