Tailkensak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured coyote.

Tailkensak created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tailkensak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailkensak, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tailkensak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tailkensak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Tailkensak seven times a day.