Sin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet hydra.

Sin created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.