Flyzodpagbat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving goblin.

Flyzodpagbat created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Flyzodpagbat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flyzodpagbat, it will think nothing of it.

Flyzodpagbat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Flyzodpagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always wear orange.