Gabgovflab Afbopbepfoddamtonkkenrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy lizard.

Gabgovflab Afbopbepfoddamtonkkenrutt created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gabgovflab Afbopbepfoddamtonkkenrutt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gabgovflab Afbopbepfoddamtonkkenrutt, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gabgovflab Afbopbepfoddamtonkkenrutt's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gabgovflab Afbopbepfoddamtonkkenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs brown.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never bounce near manatees.