Farfarnomt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, compassionate hedgehog.

Farfarnomt created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Farfarnomt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Farfarnomt, she will remove you from existence.

Farfarnomt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Farfarnomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Farfarnomt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.