Yatdapfarn Batnulcim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish toad.

Yatdapfarn Batnulcim created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdapfarn Batnulcim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yatdapfarn Batnulcim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yatdapfarn Batnulcim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yatdapfarn Batnulcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Worship no other gods but Yatdapfarn Batnulcim.

5. Do not cook food in pots.