Boggabxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable elephant.

Boggabxen created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggabxen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boggabxen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Boggabxen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Boggabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Boggabxen loves tortoises, so they must be respected.