Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent mink.

Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Jinraklig Gubfubfligsinjophudgat loves birds, so they must be respected.