Pinfedven is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever rhinoceros.

Pinfedven created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pinfedven, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinfedven, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pinfedven's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pinfedven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about planets.