Nandagsig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish wyrm.

Nandagsig created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nandagsig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nandagsig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nandagsig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nandagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.