Dunkemgom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent gnu.

Dunkemgom created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunkemgom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dunkemgom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dunkemgom's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dunkemgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.