Busnullbegmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody giraffe.

Busnullbegmeg created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnullbegmeg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Busnullbegmeg, she will remove you from existence.

Busnullbegmeg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Busnullbegmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.