Arpboglin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest shrew.

Arpboglin created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpboglin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arpboglin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arpboglin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Arpboglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Arpboglin's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.