Ditnur is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying swan.

Ditnur created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditnur, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditnur, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ditnur's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ditnur's Holy Commandments

1. Ditnur must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.