Wotmegsas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering cobra.

Wotmegsas created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmegsas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotmegsas, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wotmegsas' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wotmegsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Do not laugh in public.