Flabnadbam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless otter.

Flabnadbam created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabnadbam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabnadbam, he will make you grow a tail.

Flabnadbam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flabnadbam's Holy Commandments

1. Flabnadbam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never sing near otters.

5. Run away from white pigs, for they are unholy.