Rilfottan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy squirrel.

Rilfottan created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfottan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilfottan, it will think nothing of it.

Rilfottan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rilfottan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five monkeys approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always help nematodes.