Camgenmin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental gerbil.

Camgenmin created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camgenmin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camgenmin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Camgenmin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Camgenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest black.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Run away if five dogs approach from the west.

4. Never skip in the presence of swans.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.