Futtigten is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic chinchilla.

Futtigten created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futtigten, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futtigten, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Futtigten's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Futtigten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Futtigten on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Futtigten must be the most important thing in your life.