Dagbiflen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy dugong.

Dagbiflen created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbiflen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dagbiflen, he will turn you into a duck.

Dagbiflen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dagbiflen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Always obey Dagbiflen's priests.