Lipnadkin Hitapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, confident ant.

Lipnadkin Hitapp created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnadkin Hitapp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lipnadkin Hitapp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lipnadkin Hitapp's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lipnadkin Hitapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear brown kilts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide from cyan bats for they are unholy.