Bumkemcin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited grasshopper.

Bumkemcin created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumkemcin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumkemcin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bumkemcin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bumkemcin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear trousers.