Tofstigfud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate yak.

Tofstigfud created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Tofstigfud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tofstigfud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tofstigfud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tofstigfud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Always obey Tofstigfud's priests.