Lippopdib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane swan.

Lippopdib created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lippopdib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lippopdib, it will turn you into a rock.

Lippopdib's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lippopdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.