Xencutstik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless skunk.

Xencutstik created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencutstik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xencutstik, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xencutstik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xencutstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. You must never eat peas.