Jenvilbass Botlimhap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous goat.

Jenvilbass Botlimhap created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenvilbass Botlimhap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jenvilbass Botlimhap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jenvilbass Botlimhap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jenvilbass Botlimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not covet oxen.