Ganominvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful goat.

Ganominvig created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganominvig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ganominvig, it will turn you into a worm.

Ganominvig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ganominvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.