Rutlegtom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous ant.

Rutlegtom created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutlegtom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutlegtom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rutlegtom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rutlegtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt badgers.