Tipbellved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid butterfly.

Tipbellved created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tipbellved, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipbellved, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tipbellved's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tipbellved's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the west.

2. Run away if three great tits approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if seven gulls approach from the south.