Zodcun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless mink.

Zodcun created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zodcun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zodcun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodcun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zodcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near ants.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Zodcun on top of important buildings.

5. Zodcun loves sharks, so they must be honoured.