Veggebbarnspagjip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional bear.

Veggebbarnspagjip created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veggebbarnspagjip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veggebbarnspagjip, she will not invite you to parties.

Veggebbarnspagjip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Veggebbarnspagjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Veggebbarnspagjip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Veggebbarnspagjip on top of all buildings.