Arndinpon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured lizard.

Arndinpon created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arndinpon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arndinpon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arndinpon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Arndinpon's Holy Commandments

1. Arndinpon loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.