Butbigdab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident camel.

Butbigdab created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbigdab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Butbigdab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Butbigdab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Butbigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Butbigdab on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.