Flynilpin Babnadnart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair whale.

Flynilpin Babnadnart created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Flynilpin Babnadnart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flynilpin Babnadnart, he will turn you into a rat.

Flynilpin Babnadnart's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flynilpin Babnadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Hide from cyan dogs for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never write about black holes.