Yogwegran is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, slow swallow.

Yogwegran created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yogwegran, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogwegran, it will turn you into a frog.

Yogwegran's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yogwegran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.